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Massive 15.5 Pound Baby Born In China, Dad Calls Him Dragon Baby

The baby was born just after Chinese New Years, and this is the year of the Dragon on the Chinese calendar.

The baby boy, named Chun Chun, which probably translated to Chub Chub, was born in central China on Saturday, with state media reporting the birth could be breaking a new record for the country’s heaviest baby.

Baby Chun Chun & Mother were both in excellent condition in a local hospital in Xinxiang City, Henan Province.

Chun Chun was born just after the start of the Lunar New Year, with the Year of the Dragon considered a particularly auspicious time to have a child.

Han Jingang, Chun Chun’s Father explains it all,”My wife was no different from other pregnant women. She ate and drank normally as she should. But she’s given birth to such a big, fat son. Today is the first day of spring in the Chinese calendar and he’s a ‘dragon baby’.”

Georgian Kickboxer Displays Magnetic Powers At Press Conference

39-year-old kick-boxing trainer, Etibar Elchyev of Georgia, explains that he is magnetic and attracts metal to his body. He first wowed the crowd by sticking 50 spoons to his chest and back, but this is a simple parlor trick that can be done by any sweaty, greasy person. Next he stuck a 14 kilo car hood to his chest with a 100 kilo man sitting on top. That is a little better but still does not prove he is magnetic, except, maybe his personality.

Three Eye Fish Found In Argentina

In a very true “Life Imitating Art” moment, local fisherman in Córdoba, Argentina, have found a three eyed mutant fish. Before you read any more, YES this fish was found near a river were nuclear treated water waste is dumped into. Go figure.

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21 Foot Long Crocodile Caught That Breaks Previous Record By 4 Feet

This salt water crocodile recently caught in the Phillipines, alive, and is be measured by scientists and Guinness. The old record was 17 ft and 11 inches.

The crocodile pictured above is thought to have killed at least 2 people and injured many more.

New Super Hero In Town, Confronts Evil Doers Who Don’t Clean Up Their Dog Pooh

They call him Super Václav which translates Czech to English as Super Vaclav. Go figure. Who is this mysterious pooh thrower, and how does he run so frigging fast, hard to say what side of the law he is on. His Facebook profile says “I SuperVáclav and I decided to take action against indifference and a hypocrite …”

Everyone hates people who dont clean up their dog mess in the park. I support Super Vaclav who hails from Prague and has over 25,000 Facebook Fans. He even has his own website.